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The Bekinary

Aglipay – ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Chabelita – chubby
Chiquito – maliit
Churchill – sosyal
Crayola Khomeni – iyak
Dakota Harrison P! laza – malaki birdie
Debbie Gibson – give
Duty Free – maliit ang nota
Givenchy – give, pahingi
Halls – tsupa
antibiotic – antipatika
bigalou – big
biway, chopopo, guash – gwapo
bongga, bonggakea – super to the max
borta – malaki katawan
boyband – lalaking sintaba ng baboy
buya – nakakahiya
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang – ugly
cheapangga, chipipay – cheap, ka-cheapan
chipipay – cheap
chopopo – gwapo
conalei – baklush
daki – dako
dites – dito
doonek – doon
effem – halatang bakla
emena gushung – malanding semenarista
fayatollah kumenis – payat
ganda lang – for free
ganders – maganda
intonses – sira, wasak
jongoloids – bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella – karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend
jutay, juts – maliit
kabog, loss – talo!
katagalugan – matagal
katol – mukhang katulong
kirara – pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey – pumalakpak
krang-krang – hungry (same as Tom Jones)
krung-krung – sira ulo, baliw
lulu, tungril, tetetet – lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas – mabaho
majubis – mataba / gusgusin
matod – magnanakaw
nakakalurky – nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
neuro – napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
oblation – walang saplot
otoko – lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol – discreet gay guy
pinkalou – pink
pranella – praning
quality control – maganda ang quality
sangkatuts – marami, isang katutak
shala – sosyal
shogal – matagal
shokot, bokot – takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana – *****
shonga-shonga – *****-*****
shonget, makyonget – ugly
shontis – buntis
sudems – never
tamalis – tamad
urky – nakakaloka
warla – loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
wasok – contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”
wiz, waz – wala!
akesh, akembang – ako
badet, dinga, dingalou – bading
berru – beer
borlog – tulog, power nap
bottomesa, bottones – a bottom
bufra – boyfriend
carrou, carosa – car
cheese – chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid
constru – construction worker
daot – ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks – dito
feelanga – crush
fiampey – singit, birdie, flower
garapata – vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini – security guard
oishi – shabu
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong – babae
hada – oral gay sex
hammer – pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok”
havana – mahabang mukha
hipon – maganda ang katawan pero panget
itich, itechlavu – ito
itich-me-how – birdie
jipamy – jeep
jowa, jowawis – lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita – vaklita, batang bading
kat-kat – sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay – katulong
kyota – bata
kyotatalet – sanggol
likil, mentos, future – lalaki
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer – babae
nota, notes – penis
pa-uring – a bottom
performance artist – mahilig mag-inarte
potato queen – chink for chinks
red alert – menstruation
rice queen – chink folks who go for white guys (?)
colbam, sholbam – callboy
sholbug – na daig
shulupi – pulubi
shumod, shumodity – tams
suba, bugarou – cigarette
success story – babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray – baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
tayelz – tayo
anda,kuray, =pera
lapz,lapangga,lapang = kain
notes,noting,nota = alam nyo na yun
ana bet = ayaw ko, di ko feel
sunshine dizon = umaga na
nomo,mamam = inuman
borgy manotoc = maraming pimples
chanel = una na ko
mudra = mama
pudra = tatay
shupatid,jupiter = kapatid
julalay – alalay
junakis – anak
chaka, chapter – panget
daku, dakila – malaki
booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo – kunwari lang
plastikada – plastic
bagelya – bag
afam,mering = foreigner
joga boobey = boobs
silikonada = baklang may boobs
warla = away
bona,bobonikles = bobo
b.y, = gwapo
omz,ombaw,lulu = boys
bilat,kilatra = babae
erna = poo poo hehe
suba = yosi
durables = mura
mahalia jackson, makimils = mahal
stuts = states u.s
aida = aids
julalay – alalay
manilyn reynes – pera/ulan
junakis – anak
flangak, planggana, flatch, flat shoes – tama, korek
chaka, chapter – panget
daku, dakila – malaki
booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo – kunwari lang
plastikada – plastic
bagelya – bag
okray -nasira
imbyerna – nainis
jutay -maliit
jowa -bf
lafang -kumain
toyota -may sumpong
Shonga -stupid
eclavu -my love
echos -whatever
everloo -forever
yamey – means mamaya
ramsey – means pahiram o pautang
kasbum – means bukas
kadley – means maglakad
chamita – means pangit
portugal – means ang tagal, matagal
nagmamaasim – nagmamaganda
eksenadora – gumagawa ng exena
ferlie – bl*w job
lafyok pangat sa ubas, pasok sa banga- exactly, korek
duty free, dyutay – maliit and tootoot ng mga boys
wersu – boobs
werlog – balls / itlog ng boy. (hihihi)
notes, notakels – guys genitals
sa trulilty – sa totoo lang
tusha – s3x
kebla, kebz – malaki ang notes
wizel, wit – hindi
atashi – ako
epek lang, keri lang – means ok lang
cryola – iyak
erklip – tulog
ikura – magkano
embey, emberika – galit or inis
touch mobile – nahawakan
chipangga – cheap
makiyawti -mabaho
pokish – slutty
bonamin – anal s3x
biogesic -mast*rbate
insekyora -inggitera, insecure

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